Written by Andrea Angileri

1. “ Black ink is low”
2. “Your account is overdrawn”
3.  “Ran out of milk” (coffee, diapers, etc.)
4. “Where are the keys?” (wipes, papers, etc.)   
5. “Your tire is flat”
6. “Card can’t be read”
7. “Please see the attendant”
8. “You hit reply all?”
9. “The toilet is clogged”
10. “The baby’s not yours”

Feel free to add your own…..